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The General Lee
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Because it has the work "Cock" in it, maybe?
The General Lee
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Quote from Luke.S :Theres a website about the history of my last name look.


www.simcock.co.uk looool

The worse thing you could of done is post in the thread
The General Lee
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U2 - Sunday Bloody Sunday
The General Lee
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*cries*
The General Lee
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Fatboy Slim - You've Come A Long Way Baby
The General Lee
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Quote from shafz :I thought I was slowest cause just on this Page there was a 300ZX N/A and a Focus RS. I do 0-62mph(100km/h) in 8.6seconds and a top speed of 142mph/228km/h though VW Chat crap and I know it'lll do 146..

YOU have a top speed of 140MPH...Nice one
The General Lee
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Quote from mkinnov8 :Have you done better? Suggestion: do so before pointing and laughing.

Agreed, I haven't. But if the "inSim" was the only problem, I would pat him on the back and say "Well day mate for trying anyway. Muchos Respectos for trying." But first of all there was some other cruise admin on explaining how the layout that was made by "2 Fast" was actually stolen from someother cruise server, this was politley met with a "**** off you w****r, 2 Fast made this ****ing layout now ****ing go away you mother ****er" - From a OCS admin.

Then another OCS admin wearing a "Cop" tag, came up behind me in his XRR and rammed me off the track and when I asked what he was doing, I got told that "You're in my ****ing way retard"

Then all the money I had 'earnt' by driving around in the painfully slow UF1 was all lost, about 20 times after the "inSim" was restarted 8 million times. I would be 'cruisin da hood' in a FZR by now, but I lost everything over and over again.

Then the people who's layout was stolen returned and apparently were crashing the server and the "inSim" and then about 10 tonnes of abuse and threats came. I mean really harsh threats and abuse that shouldn't be coming out of a 21 year olds mouth, let alone an 11 year olds mouth!

Then after starting again with £1000 and a UF1, a OCS admin was blocking the pit exit with his XRR, I came up behind him tooted and gave him a little nudge to say "Excuse me buddy" More abuse came my way this time then I was banned.

After that, I made the above post.

I can understand how it may of looked Stoney, but I thought it was best I went into a little more detail.
The General Lee
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The General Leet...I like it

The thing is...

I'm not in debt, I'm not married, I don't drive an MX5 and I don't have kids.

...I have a cat though
The General Lee
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Stop being such a girl. Get back in the seat, grab the bull by the balls and race your heart out!
Best Ever Product Page...
The General Lee
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CLICKY!

Wait a few seconds...
The General Lee
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We should abuse you...Your server is shocking!

I lost all my monies, your admin team are a bunch of layout stealing, abusive, lying idiots.

The "inSim" is amazingly bad and I was actually in a lot of pain laughing at you and your admins.

P.S...It isn't cool to use the "F Word" as other other word with a few "mo-fo"'s thrown in, doubly not when you are only 11...

P.P.S...WIP or not, you really need an attitude check. For someone who is 11, you act like you are thousands of pounds in debt, your wife has just done a runner with the milkman, your cat hates you, you drive an MX5, your kids don't want to talk to you when in actual fact, some people aren't doing what you want on your server...
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The General Lee
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About to join now guys
The General Lee
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I hate having long hair, because I look stupid, it just isn't style-able and I prefer the cleaner look short hair gives. Plus it keeps my head cool. & I get to look well 'ard...
The General Lee
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Quote from Nathan_French_14 :Tryed turning your res up if your monitor is able to? 1280x1024 is quite small nowadays.

Not for people with a normal monitor it isnt considering most 17" users use 1024x768...
The General Lee
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Quote from Hankstar :Joseph, Tristan may well drive a "can", but I don't think anyone who spells their name with a five and a three should hand out proofreading advice

ROFLMAO!

I'm not bothered about this whole cut out thing. The only time I am stationary long enough for it to cut out is post race. But that is rare as I usually carry on driving, do a doughnut to burn some time or just edge forwards/backwards to a giggle...
The General Lee
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Quote from Nathan_French_14 :Eating a terrys choclate orange easter egg

Washing it down with some Carling. Tasty Stuff

Oh dear...

Playing Rugby and drinking Carling at 16? Things are not looking up for you my friend...
The General Lee
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I have always had my hair cut really short...



But when David Beckham had some 'tram lines' put into his shaved head, I decided to have them done because no one else had yet (Well, for obvious reasons - They were gay...) but when I turned up for school my teacher told me to shave them out as it was a plee for attention and a "look at me, I'm well 'ard" thing. I tried to explain to her about culture, style and fasion. She was having none of it. Needless to say, when I told my father, He simply gave a "WTF?!"

Disclaimer: I'm not a chav. I was 11 when I had the tram lines added. It was 2001. I'm not a chav.
The General Lee
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When does the season start?
The General Lee
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Freak Power - Turn On, Tune In, Cop Out

Norman Cook under another alias
The General Lee
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Another Calippo
The General Lee
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Utah Saints - Something Good 08

The video made me larrrf!!
The General Lee
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Quote from JO53PHS :There are NO adverts shown at any time on the BBC, which is one of the reasons why I prefer BBC programmes.

They do have adverts on the Beeb, but not interrupting ad breaks.

I think Damon Hill and Brundell in the box is a great combination, but Damon is the Chairman of the BRDC so has enough on his plate. But this is GREAT news!
The General Lee
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Quote from DeKo :no it isnt, ive driven a 1.5 diesel kia rio and i would use several choice swear words before i would use fast to describe it.

ROFL!
The General Lee
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Pics or it didn't happen
The General Lee
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I thought you were about 14 Jordan Nice car, shame its FWD, 3 cheers for torque steer My mate has one and I do actually really like it.

A little 'mod' to mine, I added chrome, amber flash indicator bulbs to my clear lenses...



Fitted front and rear.
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